funny used car ads
Wreck-it Ralph special.
Looking for the perfect vehicle to keep parked at your house all day so the governor thinks you stayed home like you are supposed to? We have exactly what you…
Read MoreShe doubts your tractors sexy.
Do you aspire to be a farmer or maybe just want to piss off your neighbors with bad lawn art? We have exactly what you need right here. She’s not…
Read MoreDelightfully Trashy! – 1989 Chevrolet Camaro IROC 5.7
Nothing says “hot rod” quite like a red Camaro with shining paint, a fancy interior, big back tires and rumbling powerful V8 under the hood. Unfortunately, this Camaro has none…
Read More1970’s Style, unreliably packaged
If you are like us you appreciate vehicles that exhibit a perfect balance of quality, performance, reliability, comfort, and style. Here at Roscoe’s, we don’t have that vehicle. What we…
Read MoreHave more fun with this dumpy lifted half ton.
1/2 Ton Lifted 4×4 Suburban (running project) $1,999 23234 Over the hill and thru the woods, right over top of someone’s house, this truck could probably go. Great for killing…
Read MoreUltimate bug-out camper toter van.
Have you ever wanted to build a bug out vehicle? Maybe you want something unique to make a camper out of or pull your travel trailer around with. This is…
Read Moretow-cedes benz
Do you often regret decisions you make as the result of putting form before function? We have the car for you. This shiny Mercedes on chrome wheels won’t disappoint. It’s…
Read MoreReefer Truck!
Reefer Truck! Sorry, not the fun kind. However, the back of this thing gets colder then your ex-wife making anything you put in the back last longer then it would…
Read MoreBE LIKE MOSES! You need this BIG ole Church Van! (sold)
Here is your chance to Be like Moses! Let this van help you lead your people thru challenges and judgement just like Moses did. Buying this van gives you an…
Read MoreCELEBRATE MEDIOCRITY – Ford Escort Sedan (its a happy little car) (Sold)
Check out this simple four door escort. It starts it runs and it drives. There is absolutely nothing exciting about this car. This is exactly the sort of car you…
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