governor car

Looking for the perfect vehicle to keep parked at your house all day so the governor thinks you stayed home like you are supposed to? We have exactly what you need right here. This kia looks good enough to trick your HOA into thinking its a decent car but since its a Kia and you…

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zetor 3320 tractor for sale

Do you aspire to be a farmer or maybe just want to piss off your neighbors with bad lawn art? We have exactly what you need right here. She’s not going to think your tractor is sexy but you can impress her with the moss growing on the seat. We can’t get it to start…

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IROC Z 28 Camaro for sale

Nothing says “hot rod” quite like a red Camaro with shining paint, a fancy interior, big back tires and rumbling powerful V8 under the hood. Unfortunately, this Camaro has none of those things. Instead, we can offer you a delicate balance of faded red paint, dents, ragged out interior, and an overheating engine. Picture yourself…

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1974 Ford Pinto Yard Find.

If you are like us you appreciate vehicles that exhibit a perfect balance of quality, performance, reliability, comfort, and style. Here at Roscoe’s, we don’t have that vehicle. What we do have is this Ford Pinto, and for $750 this shining example of why so much of the ’70s was just bad and needs to…

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lifted half ton 4x4 suburban

1/2 Ton Lifted 4×4 Suburban (running project) $1,999 23234 Over the hill and thru the woods, right over top of someone’s house, this truck could probably go. Great for killing trash cans, traffic barrels, or the occasional port-o-potty. Whatever you decide to hit be ready to commit as you are going to have to finish…

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Have you ever wanted to build a bug out vehicle? Maybe you want something unique to make a camper out of or pull your travel trailer around with. This is a V10 powered 1-ton van with a Massive aluminum roof rack/platform with a built-in ladder, (think mud bogs, tractor pulls, racing events!) a pneumatic 38′…

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Do you often regret decisions you make as the result of putting form before function? We have the car for you. This shiny Mercedes on chrome wheels won’t disappoint. It’s got fancy leather seats, woodgrain on the dash and double pane glass in the windows to help distract you from the flat tires, list of…

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Reefer Truck! Sorry, not the fun kind. However, the back of this thing gets colder then your ex-wife making anything you put in the back last longer then it would in your trunk even on a sunny day. The insulated walls effectively keep cool temperatures and sound inside the box. Great for perishable items such…

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