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redneck ferrari firebird

REDNECK FERRARI. Enjoy donuts even without the snow. (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 | 0 Comments

If you want to be more like Garth Brooks and have friends in low places you need the right car to get you there. This 1995 Pontiac is not just a Firebird. It is a TRANS AM firebird! that means more donuts. more trips to walmart, even more mullet! Your sister is going to LOVE…

cheap vending machine

Get PAID to make people Fat! Buy this vending machine. (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 | 0 Comments

Do you hate people? Do you want to make money? Be your own boss! Your path to financial independence and the destruction of mankind can start with this vending machine. GET PAID TO MAKE PEOPLE FAT! While other snack vendors sell sugary sodas OR fattening snacks. You can make money clogging arteries with both! This…

another cadillac with a dead northstar

Did you ring in the new year by getting drunk, wrecking your car and catching a DUI? (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 | 0 Comments

We have the perfect car for you! Since your about to be hemmed up by court costs and losing your license, having a car that drives is not a priority but you still got to do what you can to maintain your swagger, on a budget. This Cadillac can help. This thing is PRETTY, the…

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Don’t try to resist this record-setting 2014 Chevrolet spark with only 24k on the odo! (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 | 0 Comments

Perfect car for the person who wants to say their car is less than 5 years old but never actually needs to drive anywhere. Could also be used as a doorstop for a large door or gate. This vehicle represents only the finest things Chevrolet could manage to buy from South Korea. Fair shape inside,…

liberal yard art

Buy this car and SAVE MONEY ON GAS! (by not driving this broken civic hyrbid) (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 | 0 Comments

LIBERAL yard art! Nothing says you are environmentally conscious like buying a foreign car with a hybrid drive train BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE! Since this car needs a major transmission repair you will save a TON by not driving it anywhere. YEP this is a three mode hybrid, gas, electric and pushing! That means…

dead prius

Two mode prius “hybid” driveway art special (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 | 0 Comments

Are you ready to look like you have a liberal arts degree but not have to break your parent’s bank account? I HAVE THE CAR FOR YOU. This vehicle delivers all the benefits of Prius ownership from looking cool in the driveway, making your neighbors think you are eco-conscious, even your friends will insist on…

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You could make a worse buy but please don’t. Buy MY dumpy Honda instead! (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 | 0 Comments

Ever owned an over rated old honda like ‘”everyone” talks about being so great? No? BOOM here is your chance. I am sure you have seen someone driving an old honda that’s so beat if it was any other make or model it would be long in the junkyard by now. Well this ones not…

gmc yukon cheap

Need a full size 4×4 SUV on the cheap? YUKON buy this one! (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 | 0 Comments

YUKON see people YUKON go places and YUKON move heavy things one you buy this trucksuvvanwagon. Utilize the four wheel drive to go places normal cars cant go. Waiting in line at the local walmart to get out of the parking lot? ROAD HOUSE drive over that curb. The body is pretty straight other then…

junk kidding your civic sucks

DUMPY CIVIC Save gas (and money) while jumping puddles. (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 | 0 Comments

I could go ahead and list all the problems this car has right up front but all most people will read is HONDA, CIVIC and CHEAP then call with questions I already answered in the ad. Instead I will tell you about the potential fun you could have with this car. -Running over trash cans-Jumping…

cheap f-250 work truck

2005 Ford F250 in its natural habitat. Cheap! You push. (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 | 0 Comments

Like fords? Then you already know how to push and you will love this! Plain white wrapper F250 work truck. Body is decent other then the one bed corner, interior is what you expect from a work truck but under the hood this one shines. Not even Santa’s elves will be able to put this…

bad vibes on the cheap

Need an excuse for being mad? Buy this bad Vibe. (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 | 0 Comments

Need an excuse for being mad? Buy this bad Vibe. It comes with every excuse needed to justify grumpiness. It’s hard to tell if it’s a small car, a station wagon or a midget minivan, that’s pretty frustrating. Its got lots of miles on it, and the engine is as dead as the Pontiac brand…

wrecked malibu maxx

CHEAP FOR A REASON! Honest Deals on AFFORDABLE wheels. (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 | 0 Comments

Do you need more exercise? Chances are if you buy one of these vehicles I have affordably priced at $500 you will get many opportunities to walk to where you are going. No need to carve out time in your schedule, these vehicles will DECIDE FOR YOU when to walk to the store, to work,…

Over the hill and thru the woods, all the way to grandmas house? This van, most likely can’t go. (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 12, 2019 | 0 Comments

This Nissan may send you on a Quest to find another way to get where you are going but you can have a ton of fun and save bucks not getting there. With a 24 Valve DOHC V6 engine you can rest assured its got power in reserve since the failing trans can’t get much…

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More family fun when it barely runs! It’s time for an ODYSSEY. (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 12, 2019 | 0 Comments

You know your family needs more then an adventure, they want an ODYSSEY! One that looks ok on the outside, heck is darn near perfect on the inside but under the hood is another story. Mechanical problems are where you can truly enter the unknown. Buy this mechanically impaired honda to take your family on…

EPIC puddle jumping TRASH CAN KILLER – Show up to your sister’s wedding in style! (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 12, 2019 | 0 Comments

CONGRATULATIONS! You just clicked that ad for the most amazing piece of automotive engineering available in any facebook classified posting EVER. I already know you want this car and I have no need to convince you to buy it but ill give you a few reasons to boost your confidence that you are making the…

box truck for lawn care

Enjoying a career of petty theft but ready to step up your game? BUY MY LAWN CARE TRUCK (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 12, 2019 | 0 Comments

Having a hard time stuffing televisions kids bikes or the contents of people unlocked cars into your hatchback? Wish you could get the bigger ticket items too? Well here is your chance! Not only is this truck big enough to haul lots of loot, its a cab over design allowing you to sneak into tighter…

cadillac hearse with push bumper

EPIC HEARSE! Kill trash cans, haul them in this! (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 12, 2019 | 0 Comments

Right about now one of two things has happened, #1 you clicked this by accident maybe just morbid curiosity and that is ok. OR you are FREAKING AWESOME and you know this car would suit your personality better than the boring piece of crap you drive now. Either way, keep reading you won’t be disappointed!…

crappy toyota celica gt (giant turd)

slick celica racecar for parking lot pimps (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | May 8, 2018 | 0 Comments

SOLD! Because Race-car Life, YO $750 Richmond, VA Ever wanted a supra but was unable to justify the expense? I have a reasonable solution for you right here. Sure its not rear wheel drive, or turbo, or a 6 cylinder, or fast, or even nice to look at but its a Toyota just like a…

crappy taped up crv seats

dumpy honda crv (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | May 8, 2018 | 0 Comments

SOLD! (happens every time, still can’t figure out why) CRAPPY HONDA – Yep, check this unicorn out! $850 Richmond, VA Are you one of those people that likes to win arguments and prove the “norm” wrong but need proof to back up your position? I have just the vehicle for you. Challenge everyone that tells…

ford escape rusted shock tower

escape the rust (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | May 8, 2018 | 0 Comments

SOLD! 2003 Ford “Escape” Hybrid. Avoid the hassles of actually driving by parking this fine example of undrivable automotive art in your driveway. We think the “hybrid” part means it was used as a boat because there is enough RUST under this thing to embarrass the Titanic. Sure it looks good up top, the interior…