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another cadillac with a dead northstar

Did you ring in the new year by getting drunk, wrecking your car and catching a DUI? (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 |

We have the perfect car for you! Since your about to be hemmed up by court costs and losing your license, having a car that drives is not a priority…

cheap spark

Don’t try to resist this record-setting 2014 Chevrolet spark with only 24k on the odo! (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 |

Perfect car for the person who wants to say their car is less than 5 years old but never actually needs to drive anywhere. Could also be used as a…

liberal yard art

Buy this car and SAVE MONEY ON GAS! (by not driving this broken civic hyrbid) (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 |

LIBERAL yard art! Nothing says you are environmentally conscious like buying a foreign car with a hybrid drive train BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE! Since this car needs a major…

dead prius

Two mode prius “hybid” driveway art special (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 |

Are you ready to look like you have a liberal arts degree but not have to break your parent’s bank account? I HAVE THE CAR FOR YOU. This vehicle delivers…

clean your car

You could make a worse buy but please don’t. Buy MY dumpy Honda instead! (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 |

Ever owned an over rated old honda like ‘”everyone” talks about being so great? No? BOOM here is your chance. I am sure you have seen someone driving an old…

gmc yukon cheap

Need a full size 4×4 SUV on the cheap? YUKON buy this one! (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 |

YUKON see people YUKON go places and YUKON move heavy things one you buy this trucksuvvanwagon. Utilize the four wheel drive to go places normal cars cant go. Waiting in…

junk kidding your civic sucks

DUMPY CIVIC Save gas (and money) while jumping puddles. (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 |

I could go ahead and list all the problems this car has right up front but all most people will read is HONDA, CIVIC and CHEAP then call with questions…

cheap f-250 work truck

2005 Ford F250 in its natural habitat. Cheap! You push. (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 |

Like fords? Then you already know how to push and you will love this! Plain white wrapper F250 work truck. Body is decent other then the one bed corner, interior…

bad vibes on the cheap

Need an excuse for being mad? Buy this bad Vibe. (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 |

Need an excuse for being mad? Buy this bad Vibe. It comes with every excuse needed to justify grumpiness. It’s hard to tell if it’s a small car, a station…

wrecked malibu maxx

CHEAP FOR A REASON! Honest Deals on AFFORDABLE wheels. (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 13, 2019 |

Do you need more exercise? Chances are if you buy one of these vehicles I have affordably priced at $500 you will get many opportunities to walk to where you…

Over the hill and thru the woods, all the way to grandmas house? This van, most likely can’t go. (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 12, 2019 |

This Nissan may send you on a Quest to find another way to get where you are going but you can have a ton of fun and save bucks not…

stick family on van

More family fun when it barely runs! It’s time for an ODYSSEY. (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 12, 2019 |

You know your family needs more then an adventure, they want an ODYSSEY! One that looks ok on the outside, heck is darn near perfect on the inside but under…

EPIC puddle jumping TRASH CAN KILLER – Show up to your sister’s wedding in style! (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 12, 2019 |

CONGRATULATIONS! You just clicked that ad for the most amazing piece of automotive engineering available in any facebook classified posting EVER. I already know you want this car and I…

box truck for lawn care

Enjoying a career of petty theft but ready to step up your game? BUY MY LAWN CARE TRUCK (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 12, 2019 |

Having a hard time stuffing televisions kids bikes or the contents of people unlocked cars into your hatchback? Wish you could get the bigger ticket items too? Well here is…

cadillac hearse with push bumper

EPIC HEARSE! Kill trash cans, haul them in this! (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | March 12, 2019 |

Right about now one of two things has happened, #1 you clicked this by accident maybe just morbid curiosity and that is ok. OR you are FREAKING AWESOME and you…

crappy toyota celica gt (giant turd)

slick celica racecar for parking lot pimps (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | May 8, 2018 |

SOLD! Because Race-car Life, YO $750 Richmond, VA Ever wanted a supra but was unable to justify the expense? I have a reasonable solution for you right here. Sure its…

crappy taped up crv seats

dumpy honda crv (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | May 8, 2018 |

SOLD! (happens every time, still can’t figure out why) CRAPPY HONDA – Yep, check this unicorn out! $850 Richmond, VA Are you one of those people that likes to win…

ford escape rusted shock tower

escape the rust (Sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | May 8, 2018 |

SOLD! 2003 Ford “Escape” Hybrid. Avoid the hassles of actually driving by parking this fine example of undrivable automotive art in your driveway. We think the “hybrid” part means it…

front end damage on a 2012 ford focus

bus drivers should focus on parked cars (sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | May 8, 2018 |

Someone actually bought this! SOLD! 2012 Ford Focus. LOOK! A Ford that’s broken at no fault of its own. The back story on this one is that apparently, a bus…

work body on ford f450

Better use of a junk ford truck as a toolbox (sold)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | May 8, 2018 |

Be the Envy of the Shop! Buy this Ford Truck Themed TOOLBOX. Richmond, VA. $1450 Why invest thousands of your hard earned dollars with Snap-On or Matco when you can…