Posts by David "Roscoe" Fauver
No room left for your wife’s junk. (SOLD)
Make it look like you actually do work by picking up this truck that comes with a bed full of trash and construction debris. it even comes with a toilet so you can literally take your crap with you AND a bonus prize, a kid’s school project. Don’t thank us now, your kids will thank…
Read MoreCOVID 19 / Murder Hornet Update.
MERRY TUESDAY! We hope to start resuming on-site operations next week but there will be some ongoing changes. To work out what those changes would be, we held a company meeting and decided to use Murder Hornets & COVID 19 as an excuse to reduce the quality of service we offer at this location. Below…
Read MoreWreck-it Ralph special.
Looking for the perfect vehicle to keep parked at your house all day so the governor thinks you stayed home like you are supposed to? We have exactly what you need right here. This kia looks good enough to trick your HOA into thinking its a decent car but since its a Kia and you…
Read MoreShe doubts your tractors sexy.
Do you aspire to be a farmer or maybe just want to piss off your neighbors with bad lawn art? We have exactly what you need right here. She’s not going to think your tractor is sexy but you can impress her with the moss growing on the seat. We can’t get it to start…
Read MoreHarvey’s Homecoming
With his travels around Virginia soon coming to a close, no adventure would be complete without checking out a little bit of fun in his own home town. Harvey visited the Mathews County Farmers Market this past Saturday to spread turtle crossing awareness. Harvey the box turtle made many new friends and had some fun…
Read MoreHarvey takes action against cars hitting turtles.
Harvey decided survival was not enough and while he got lucky many other turtles never get a 2nd chance. It’s his time to take action! He decided that it was time to go straight to the State Capital with his grievances, Richmond VA. The plan was simple. Find a good place to stay and search…
Read MoreHarvey the Turtle update – Visiting First Landing State Park
The next stop in Harvey’s adventure healing takes us to First Landing State Park. Harvey enjoyed the scenic forests, sandy beaches and even sampled some of the local food. His favorite parts of his visit. Ample worms & snails + spending time on the beach at sunset. Here are a few photos of Harvey’s adventure…
Read MoreDelightfully Trashy! – 1989 Chevrolet Camaro IROC 5.7
Nothing says “hot rod” quite like a red Camaro with shining paint, a fancy interior, big back tires and rumbling powerful V8 under the hood. Unfortunately, this Camaro has none of those things. Instead, we can offer you a delicate balance of faded red paint, dents, ragged out interior, and an overheating engine. Picture yourself…
Read MoreHarvey The Turtle Update
Update on Harvey the turtle: the bandage is off and there is no bleeding. Seems to be healing and the turtle is acting much more normal now. We currently have Harvey with us in Stuart’s Draft Virginia. Harvey likes the rustic mountain terrain! Next stop is first landing state park before we return to home…
Read MoreInjured Box Turtle goes on a road trip. #HarveyTravels
This bold little fella caught our attention as we were heading to our families next adventure. Due to an injury, he will be coming along with us until he is healed but will be returned (to the exact same spot) as soon as we get back in town. He is quite a rascal.
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