dodge truck full of junk

Make it look like you actually do work by picking up this truck that comes with a bed full of trash and construction debris. it even comes with a toilet so you can literally take your crap with you AND a bonus prize, a kid’s school project. Don’t thank us now, your kids will thank…

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murder hornet in mask

MERRY TUESDAY! We hope to start resuming on-site operations next week but there will be some ongoing changes. To work out what those changes would be, we held a company meeting and decided to use Murder Hornets & COVID 19 as an excuse to reduce the quality of service we offer at this location. Below…

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governor car

Looking for the perfect vehicle to keep parked at your house all day so the governor thinks you stayed home like you are supposed to? We have exactly what you need right here. This kia looks good enough to trick your HOA into thinking its a decent car but since its a Kia and you…

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zetor 3320 tractor for sale

Do you aspire to be a farmer or maybe just want to piss off your neighbors with bad lawn art? We have exactly what you need right here. She’s not going to think your tractor is sexy but you can impress her with the moss growing on the seat. We can’t get it to start…

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With his travels around Virginia soon coming to a close, no adventure would be complete without checking out a little bit of fun in his own home town. Harvey visited the Mathews County Farmers Market this past Saturday to spread turtle crossing awareness. Harvey the box turtle made many new friends and had some fun…

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IROC Z 28 Camaro for sale

Nothing says “hot rod” quite like a red Camaro with shining paint, a fancy interior, big back tires and rumbling powerful V8 under the hood. Unfortunately, this Camaro has none of those things. Instead, we can offer you a delicate balance of faded red paint, dents, ragged out interior, and an overheating engine. Picture yourself…

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eastern box turtle in creek bed

Update on Harvey the turtle: the bandage is off and there is no bleeding. Seems to be healing and the turtle is acting much more normal now. We currently have Harvey with us in Stuart’s Draft Virginia. Harvey likes the rustic mountain terrain! Next stop is first landing state park before we return to home…

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