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dodge truck full of junk

No room left for your wife’s junk. (SOLD)

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | May 26, 2020 |

Make it look like you actually do work by picking up this truck that comes with a bed full of trash and construction debris. it even comes with a toilet so you can literally take your crap with you AND a bonus prize, a kid’s school project. Don’t thank us now, your kids will thank…

murder hornet in mask

COVID 19 / Murder Hornet Update.

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | May 12, 2020 |

MERRY TUESDAY! We hope to start resuming on-site operations next week but there will be some ongoing changes. To work out what those changes would be, we held a company meeting and decided to use Murder Hornets & COVID 19 as an excuse to reduce the quality of service we offer at this location. Below…

governor car

Wreck-it Ralph special.

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | April 24, 2020 |

Looking for the perfect vehicle to keep parked at your house all day so the governor thinks you stayed home like you are supposed to? We have exactly what you need right here. This kia looks good enough to trick your HOA into thinking its a decent car but since its a Kia and you…

zetor 3320 tractor for sale

She doubts your tractors sexy.

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | April 22, 2020 |

Do you aspire to be a farmer or maybe just want to piss off your neighbors with bad lawn art? We have exactly what you need right here. She’s not going to think your tractor is sexy but you can impress her with the moss growing on the seat. We can’t get it to start…

Misadventures of a Drift Newbie, Part 13: We’re back!

By Tim Kondas | March 6, 2020 |

After a bit of a hiatus, we’re back! Back in November at our last practice day we obliterated the clutch to the point that the car had to be towed home. Then between the holidays, family stuff and new work schedules time got away from us for a couple months. At the beginning of February…

Misadventures of a Drift Newbie, Part 12: Soukoukai #4 Practice Day!

By Tim Kondas | November 21, 2019 |

We finally participated in our first practice day! It was’s Soukoukai #4 on 11/17/19. We’ve been preparing for this event for a long time, it was our first time driving outside of a Novice Clinic. A couple weeks earlier I managed to finish up the bodywork, so we were able to finally install the…

Misadventures of a Drift Newbie, Part 11: Practice Day Prep.

By Tim Kondas | October 28, 2019 |

We’ve been quite busy working on the car since our novice clinic last month! I started out with some body work, I got the passenger’s side almost good enough to wrap, then I’ll move on to the driver’s side. The problem has been getting scheduling and weather to cooperate. At least it’s not critical! We…

Misadventures of a Drift Newbie, Part 10: Another Novice Clinic!

By Tim Kondas | September 5, 2019 |

Last weekend was a busy one for Team Lemon House! Saturday night we went to Spirit.JP’s Night Touge 3 event to spectate and show off the newly installed underglow kit on the Previa. We had a blast, these are my favorite events to go to. I can’t wait til I’m able to actually drive in…

Misadventures of a Drift Newbie, Part 9: From the Junkyard to International Recognition!

By Tim Kondas | August 13, 2019 |

Since my last post the Lemon House team and I have been working on the car as well as our plans for it’s future. I’ve also been reflecting on where we started and how far we’ve come since then. On one hand I feel kind of like a seasoned veteran, but on the other I…

Misadventures of a Drift Newbie, Part 8: Novice Clinic Day!

By Tim Kondas | July 22, 2019 |

The moment we’ve all been waiting for is finally here! We participated in our first Spirit.Jp Drift Series Novice Clinic, and we lived to tell about it! Since my last post we’ve just been ironing out the bugs and putting some miles on the car to get it as ready as we could for the…

Harvey’s Homecoming

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | July 2, 2019 |

With his travels around Virginia soon coming to a close, no adventure would be complete without checking out a little bit of fun in his own home town. Harvey visited the Mathews County Farmers Market this past Saturday to spread turtle crossing awareness. Harvey the box turtle made many new friends and had some fun…

Harvey takes action against cars hitting turtles.

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | June 28, 2019 |

Harvey decided survival was not enough and while he got lucky many other turtles never get a 2nd chance. It’s his time to take action! He decided that it was time to go straight to the State Capital with his grievances, Richmond VA. The plan was simple. Find a good place to stay and search…

harvey the turtle

Harvey the Turtle update – Visiting First Landing State Park

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | June 23, 2019 |

The next stop in Harvey’s adventure healing takes us to First Landing State Park. Harvey enjoyed the scenic forests, sandy beaches and even sampled some of the local food. His favorite parts of his visit. Ample worms & snails + spending time on the beach at sunset. Here are a few photos of Harvey’s adventure…

IROC Z 28 Camaro for sale

Delightfully Trashy! – 1989 Chevrolet Camaro IROC 5.7

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | June 18, 2019 |

Nothing says “hot rod” quite like a red Camaro with shining paint, a fancy interior, big back tires and rumbling powerful V8 under the hood. Unfortunately, this Camaro has none of those things. Instead, we can offer you a delicate balance of faded red paint, dents, ragged out interior, and an overheating engine. Picture yourself…

Misadventures of a Drift Newbie, Part 7: Novice Clinic Preparation.

By Tim Kondas | June 17, 2019 |

Once we made our goal of getting our trusty 300ZX to the event for our debut in the VIP parking section last month, it was time to start refining the car and getting her ready for drifting. We’ve been pretty busy. I’d been driving the car to work a couple times a week and…

eastern box turtle in creek bed

Harvey The Turtle Update

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | June 17, 2019 |

Update on Harvey the turtle: the bandage is off and there is no bleeding. Seems to be healing and the turtle is acting much more normal now. We currently have Harvey with us in Stuart’s Draft Virginia. Harvey likes the rustic mountain terrain! Next stop is first landing state park before we return to home…

eastern box trutle crossing the road in mathews county

Injured Box Turtle goes on a road trip. #HarveyTravels

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | June 11, 2019 |

This bold little fella caught our attention as we were heading to our families next adventure. Due to an injury, he will be coming along with us until he is healed but will be returned (to the exact same spot) as soon as we get back in town. He is quite a rascal.

Misadventures of a Drift Newbie, Part 6: Chizuru’s Debut.

By Tim Kondas | May 20, 2019 |

This was a big week for us! On Friday Nate came over so we could do some more work on Chizuru the 300ZX to get her ready for the public debut. He replaced some of the broken and duct-taped-together rubber bits in the intake plumbing, which cured a lot of vacuum leaks. She’d been pretty…

Misadventures of a Drift Newbie, Part 5: Chizuru Emerges.

By Tim Kondas | May 15, 2019 |

Chizuru has left the driveway! Teammate Nate and I have gotten the Z31 up and running enough to start making short ventures out into the world! The maiden voyage was last Monday to the the Autozone still within my neighborhood. The battery light on the dash was on and we wanted to see if the…

thunderbird turbocoupe

Thunder Turd Turbo Poop!

By David "Roscoe" Fauver | May 7, 2019 |

Everyone’s favorite ford to give a funny name. There really is not much here to make fun of. This 1987 Ford Thunderbird Turbocoupe is actually in fairly decent looking shape. It seems to be all there too. The automatic trans is an absolute tragedy but since we don’t have a key we won’t have to…