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CELEBRATE MEDIOCRITY – Ford Escort Sedan (its a happy little car) (Sold)
Check out this simple four door escort. It starts it runs and it drives. There is absolutely nothing exciting about this car. This is exactly the sort of car you put your son in and know without a doubt hes not going to be bringing girls home in it for anything other then to do…
Read MoreMediocrity for sale, Reliably Packaged. (Sold)
If life is too exciting for you I have the car you need. You cant do delightfully boring better than a Prius. It does many things but none of them that well. Its got both a gas engine and an electric motor but its still slow. Its good on gas but only in town. Its…
Read MoreREDNECK FERRARI. Enjoy donuts even without the snow. (Sold)
If you want to be more like Garth Brooks and have friends in low places you need the right car to get you there. This 1995 Pontiac is not just a Firebird. It is a TRANS AM firebird! that means more donuts. more trips to walmart, even more mullet! Your sister is going to LOVE…
Read MoreGet PAID to make people Fat! Buy this vending machine. (Sold)
Do you hate people? Do you want to make money? Be your own boss! Your path to financial independence and the destruction of mankind can start with this vending machine. GET PAID TO MAKE PEOPLE FAT! While other snack vendors sell sugary sodas OR fattening snacks. You can make money clogging arteries with both! This…
Read MoreDid you ring in the new year by getting drunk, wrecking your car and catching a DUI? (Sold)
We have the perfect car for you! Since your about to be hemmed up by court costs and losing your license, having a car that drives is not a priority but you still got to do what you can to maintain your swagger, on a budget. This Cadillac can help. This thing is PRETTY, the…
Read MoreTwo mode prius “hybid” driveway art special (Sold)
Are you ready to look like you have a liberal arts degree but not have to break your parent’s bank account? I HAVE THE CAR FOR YOU. This vehicle delivers all the benefits of Prius ownership from looking cool in the driveway, making your neighbors think you are eco-conscious, even your friends will insist on…
Read MoreEPIC puddle jumping TRASH CAN KILLER – Show up to your sister’s wedding in style! (Sold)
CONGRATULATIONS! You just clicked that ad for the most amazing piece of automotive engineering available in any facebook classified posting EVER. I already know you want this car and I have no need to convince you to buy it but ill give you a few reasons to boost your confidence that you are making the…
Read MoreEnjoying a career of petty theft but ready to step up your game? BUY MY LAWN CARE TRUCK (Sold)
Having a hard time stuffing televisions kids bikes or the contents of people unlocked cars into your hatchback? Wish you could get the bigger ticket items too? Well here is your chance! Not only is this truck big enough to haul lots of loot, its a cab over design allowing you to sneak into tighter…
Read MoreEPIC HEARSE! Kill trash cans, haul them in this! (Sold)
Right about now one of two things has happened, #1 you clicked this by accident maybe just morbid curiosity and that is ok. OR you are FREAKING AWESOME and you know this car would suit your personality better than the boring piece of crap you drive now. Either way, keep reading you won’t be disappointed!…
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