dodge truck full of junk

Make it look like you actually do work by picking up this truck that comes with a bed full of trash and construction debris. it even comes with a toilet so you can literally take your crap with you AND a bonus prize, a kid’s school project. Don’t thank us now, your kids will thank…

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governor car

Looking for the perfect vehicle to keep parked at your house all day so the governor thinks you stayed home like you are supposed to? We have exactly what you need right here. This kia looks good enough to trick your HOA into thinking its a decent car but since its a Kia and you…

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thunderbird turbocoupe

Everyone’s favorite ford to give a funny name. There really is not much here to make fun of. This 1987 Ford Thunderbird Turbocoupe is actually in fairly decent looking shape. It seems to be all there too. The automatic trans is an absolute tragedy but since we don’t have a key we won’t have to…

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1974 Ford Pinto Yard Find.

If you are like us you appreciate vehicles that exhibit a perfect balance of quality, performance, reliability, comfort, and style. Here at Roscoe’s, we don’t have that vehicle. What we do have is this Ford Pinto, and for $750 this shining example of why so much of the ’70s was just bad and needs to…

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lifted half ton 4x4 suburban

1/2 Ton Lifted 4×4 Suburban (running project) $1,999 23234 Over the hill and thru the woods, right over top of someone’s house, this truck could probably go. Great for killing trash cans, traffic barrels, or the occasional port-o-potty. Whatever you decide to hit be ready to commit as you are going to have to finish…

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