Archive for May 2018
slick celica racecar for parking lot pimps (Sold)
SOLD! Because Race-car Life, YO $750 Richmond, VA Ever wanted a supra but was unable to justify the expense? I have a reasonable solution for you right here. Sure its not rear wheel drive, or turbo, or a 6 cylinder, or fast, or even nice to look at but its a Toyota just like a…
Read Moredumpy honda crv (Sold)
SOLD! (happens every time, still can’t figure out why) CRAPPY HONDA – Yep, check this unicorn out! $850 Richmond, VA Are you one of those people that likes to win arguments and prove the “norm” wrong but need proof to back up your position? I have just the vehicle for you. Challenge everyone that tells…
Read Moreescape the rust (Sold)
SOLD! 2003 Ford “Escape” Hybrid. Avoid the hassles of actually driving by parking this fine example of undrivable automotive art in your driveway. We think the “hybrid” part means it was used as a boat because there is enough RUST under this thing to embarrass the Titanic. Sure it looks good up top, the interior…
Read Morebus drivers should focus on parked cars (sold)
Someone actually bought this! SOLD! 2012 Ford Focus. LOOK! A Ford that’s broken at no fault of its own. The back story on this one is that apparently, a bus driver was unable to FOCUS on parked cars leading to this puddle jumper taking a hit and coming out a little worse for wear. One…
Read MoreBetter use of a junk ford truck as a toolbox (sold)
Be the Envy of the Shop! Buy this Ford Truck Themed TOOLBOX. Richmond, VA. $1450 Why invest thousands of your hard earned dollars with Snap-On or Matco when you can get so much more storage space for a fraction of the cost! This rolling cabinet has space for every tool you could ever need. Not…
Read MoreSad story of a crashed challenger (sold)
SOLD! Challenger Accepted. These cars have been a real smash hit since they first came out and this one is no exception. Despite the fact that this one has all the fury of a Dodge Caravan under the hood it still slid into an unfortunate situation involving car math: speed X mass + immovable object…
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