Posts by David "Roscoe" Fauver
REDNECK FERRARI. Enjoy donuts even without the snow. (Sold)
If you want to be more like Garth Brooks and have friends in low places you need the right car to get you there. This 1995 Pontiac is not just a Firebird. It is a TRANS AM firebird! that means more donuts. more trips to walmart, even more mullet! Your sister is going to LOVE…
Read MoreGet PAID to make people Fat! Buy this vending machine. (Sold)
Do you hate people? Do you want to make money? Be your own boss! Your path to financial independence and the destruction of mankind can start with this vending machine. GET PAID TO MAKE PEOPLE FAT! While other snack vendors sell sugary sodas OR fattening snacks. You can make money clogging arteries with both! This…
Read MoreDid you ring in the new year by getting drunk, wrecking your car and catching a DUI? (Sold)
We have the perfect car for you! Since your about to be hemmed up by court costs and losing your license, having a car that drives is not a priority but you still got to do what you can to maintain your swagger, on a budget. This Cadillac can help. This thing is PRETTY, the…
Read MoreDon’t try to resist this record-setting 2014 Chevrolet spark with only 24k on the odo! (Sold)
Perfect car for the person who wants to say their car is less than 5 years old but never actually needs to drive anywhere. Could also be used as a doorstop for a large door or gate. This vehicle represents only the finest things Chevrolet could manage to buy from South Korea. Fair shape inside,…
Read MoreBuy this car and SAVE MONEY ON GAS! (by not driving this broken civic hyrbid) (Sold)
LIBERAL yard art! Nothing says you are environmentally conscious like buying a foreign car with a hybrid drive train BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE! Since this car needs a major transmission repair you will save a TON by not driving it anywhere. YEP this is a three mode hybrid, gas, electric and pushing! That means…
Read MoreTwo mode prius “hybid” driveway art special (Sold)
Are you ready to look like you have a liberal arts degree but not have to break your parent’s bank account? I HAVE THE CAR FOR YOU. This vehicle delivers all the benefits of Prius ownership from looking cool in the driveway, making your neighbors think you are eco-conscious, even your friends will insist on…
Read MoreYou could make a worse buy but please don’t. Buy MY dumpy Honda instead! (Sold)
Ever owned an over rated old honda like ‘”everyone” talks about being so great? No? BOOM here is your chance. I am sure you have seen someone driving an old honda that’s so beat if it was any other make or model it would be long in the junkyard by now. Well this ones not…
Read MoreNeed a full size 4×4 SUV on the cheap? YUKON buy this one! (Sold)
YUKON see people YUKON go places and YUKON move heavy things one you buy this trucksuvvanwagon. Utilize the four wheel drive to go places normal cars cant go. Waiting in line at the local walmart to get out of the parking lot? ROAD HOUSE drive over that curb. The body is pretty straight other then…
Read MoreDUMPY CIVIC Save gas (and money) while jumping puddles. (Sold)
I could go ahead and list all the problems this car has right up front but all most people will read is HONDA, CIVIC and CHEAP then call with questions I already answered in the ad. Instead I will tell you about the potential fun you could have with this car. -Running over trash cans-Jumping…
Read More2005 Ford F250 in its natural habitat. Cheap! You push. (Sold)
Like fords? Then you already know how to push and you will love this! Plain white wrapper F250 work truck. Body is decent other then the one bed corner, interior is what you expect from a work truck but under the hood this one shines. Not even Santa’s elves will be able to put this…
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