Posts by David "Roscoe" Fauver
You could make a worse buy but please don’t. Buy MY dumpy Honda instead! (Sold)
Ever owned an over rated old honda like ‘”everyone” talks about being so great? No? BOOM here is your chance. I am sure you have seen someone driving an old honda that’s so beat if it was any other make or model it would be long in the junkyard by now. Well this ones not…
Read MoreNeed a full size 4×4 SUV on the cheap? YUKON buy this one! (Sold)
YUKON see people YUKON go places and YUKON move heavy things one you buy this trucksuvvanwagon. Utilize the four wheel drive to go places normal cars cant go. Waiting in line at the local walmart to get out of the parking lot? ROAD HOUSE drive over that curb. The body is pretty straight other then…
Read MoreDUMPY CIVIC Save gas (and money) while jumping puddles. (Sold)
I could go ahead and list all the problems this car has right up front but all most people will read is HONDA, CIVIC and CHEAP then call with questions I already answered in the ad. Instead I will tell you about the potential fun you could have with this car. -Running over trash cans-Jumping…
Read More2005 Ford F250 in its natural habitat. Cheap! You push. (Sold)
Like fords? Then you already know how to push and you will love this! Plain white wrapper F250 work truck. Body is decent other then the one bed corner, interior is what you expect from a work truck but under the hood this one shines. Not even Santa’s elves will be able to put this…
Read MoreNeed an excuse for being mad? Buy this bad Vibe. (Sold)
Need an excuse for being mad? Buy this bad Vibe. It comes with every excuse needed to justify grumpiness. It’s hard to tell if it’s a small car, a station wagon or a midget minivan, that’s pretty frustrating. Its got lots of miles on it, and the engine is as dead as the Pontiac brand…
Read MoreCHEAP FOR A REASON! Honest Deals on AFFORDABLE wheels. (Sold)
Do you need more exercise? Chances are if you buy one of these vehicles I have affordably priced at $500 you will get many opportunities to walk to where you are going. No need to carve out time in your schedule, these vehicles will DECIDE FOR YOU when to walk to the store, to work,…
Read MoreOver the hill and thru the woods, all the way to grandmas house? This van, most likely can’t go. (Sold)
This Nissan may send you on a Quest to find another way to get where you are going but you can have a ton of fun and save bucks not getting there. With a 24 Valve DOHC V6 engine you can rest assured its got power in reserve since the failing trans can’t get much…
Read MoreMore family fun when it barely runs! It’s time for an ODYSSEY. (Sold)
You know your family needs more then an adventure, they want an ODYSSEY! One that looks ok on the outside, heck is darn near perfect on the inside but under the hood is another story. Mechanical problems are where you can truly enter the unknown. Buy this mechanically impaired honda to take your family on…
Read MoreEPIC puddle jumping TRASH CAN KILLER – Show up to your sister’s wedding in style! (Sold)
CONGRATULATIONS! You just clicked that ad for the most amazing piece of automotive engineering available in any facebook classified posting EVER. I already know you want this car and I have no need to convince you to buy it but ill give you a few reasons to boost your confidence that you are making the…
Read MoreEnjoying a career of petty theft but ready to step up your game? BUY MY LAWN CARE TRUCK (Sold)
Having a hard time stuffing televisions kids bikes or the contents of people unlocked cars into your hatchback? Wish you could get the bigger ticket items too? Well here is your chance! Not only is this truck big enough to haul lots of loot, its a cab over design allowing you to sneak into tighter…
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