Posts by David "Roscoe" Fauver
Need an excuse for being mad? Buy this bad Vibe. (Sold)
Need an excuse for being mad? Buy this bad Vibe. It comes with every excuse needed to justify grumpiness. It’s hard to tell if it’s a small car, a station wagon or a midget minivan, that’s pretty frustrating. Its got lots of miles on it, and the engine is as dead as the Pontiac brand…
Read MoreCHEAP FOR A REASON! Honest Deals on AFFORDABLE wheels. (Sold)
Do you need more exercise? Chances are if you buy one of these vehicles I have affordably priced at $500 you will get many opportunities to walk to where you are going. No need to carve out time in your schedule, these vehicles will DECIDE FOR YOU when to walk to the store, to work,…
Read MoreOver the hill and thru the woods, all the way to grandmas house? This van, most likely can’t go. (Sold)
This Nissan may send you on a Quest to find another way to get where you are going but you can have a ton of fun and save bucks not getting there. With a 24 Valve DOHC V6 engine you can rest assured its got power in reserve since the failing trans can’t get much…
Read MoreMore family fun when it barely runs! It’s time for an ODYSSEY. (Sold)
You know your family needs more then an adventure, they want an ODYSSEY! One that looks ok on the outside, heck is darn near perfect on the inside but under the hood is another story. Mechanical problems are where you can truly enter the unknown. Buy this mechanically impaired honda to take your family on…
Read MoreEPIC puddle jumping TRASH CAN KILLER – Show up to your sister’s wedding in style! (Sold)
CONGRATULATIONS! You just clicked that ad for the most amazing piece of automotive engineering available in any facebook classified posting EVER. I already know you want this car and I have no need to convince you to buy it but ill give you a few reasons to boost your confidence that you are making the…
Read MoreEnjoying a career of petty theft but ready to step up your game? BUY MY LAWN CARE TRUCK (Sold)
Having a hard time stuffing televisions kids bikes or the contents of people unlocked cars into your hatchback? Wish you could get the bigger ticket items too? Well here is your chance! Not only is this truck big enough to haul lots of loot, its a cab over design allowing you to sneak into tighter…
Read MoreEPIC HEARSE! Kill trash cans, haul them in this! (Sold)
Right about now one of two things has happened, #1 you clicked this by accident maybe just morbid curiosity and that is ok. OR you are FREAKING AWESOME and you know this car would suit your personality better than the boring piece of crap you drive now. Either way, keep reading you won’t be disappointed!…
Read Moreslick celica racecar for parking lot pimps (Sold)
SOLD! Because Race-car Life, YO $750 Richmond, VA Ever wanted a supra but was unable to justify the expense? I have a reasonable solution for you right here. Sure its not rear wheel drive, or turbo, or a 6 cylinder, or fast, or even nice to look at but its a Toyota just like a…
Read Moredumpy honda crv (Sold)
SOLD! (happens every time, still can’t figure out why) CRAPPY HONDA – Yep, check this unicorn out! $850 Richmond, VA Are you one of those people that likes to win arguments and prove the “norm” wrong but need proof to back up your position? I have just the vehicle for you. Challenge everyone that tells…
Read Moreescape the rust (Sold)
SOLD! 2003 Ford “Escape” Hybrid. Avoid the hassles of actually driving by parking this fine example of undrivable automotive art in your driveway. We think the “hybrid” part means it was used as a boat because there is enough RUST under this thing to embarrass the Titanic. Sure it looks good up top, the interior…
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