Archive for March 2019
Get PAID to make people Fat! Buy this vending machine. (Sold)
Do you hate people? Do you want to make money? Be your own boss! Your path to financial independence and the destruction of mankind can start with this vending machine.…
Read MoreDid you ring in the new year by getting drunk, wrecking your car and catching a DUI? (Sold)
We have the perfect car for you! Since your about to be hemmed up by court costs and losing your license, having a car that drives is not a priority…
Read MoreDon’t try to resist this record-setting 2014 Chevrolet spark with only 24k on the odo! (Sold)
Perfect car for the person who wants to say their car is less than 5 years old but never actually needs to drive anywhere. Could also be used as a…
Read MoreBuy this car and SAVE MONEY ON GAS! (by not driving this broken civic hyrbid) (Sold)
LIBERAL yard art! Nothing says you are environmentally conscious like buying a foreign car with a hybrid drive train BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE! Since this car needs a major…
Read MoreTwo mode prius “hybid” driveway art special (Sold)
Are you ready to look like you have a liberal arts degree but not have to break your parent’s bank account? I HAVE THE CAR FOR YOU. This vehicle delivers…
Read MoreYou could make a worse buy but please don’t. Buy MY dumpy Honda instead! (Sold)
Ever owned an over rated old honda like ‘”everyone” talks about being so great? No? BOOM here is your chance. I am sure you have seen someone driving an old…
Read MoreNeed a full size 4×4 SUV on the cheap? YUKON buy this one! (Sold)
YUKON see people YUKON go places and YUKON move heavy things one you buy this trucksuvvanwagon. Utilize the four wheel drive to go places normal cars cant go. Waiting in…
Read MoreDUMPY CIVIC Save gas (and money) while jumping puddles. (Sold)
I could go ahead and list all the problems this car has right up front but all most people will read is HONDA, CIVIC and CHEAP then call with questions…
Read More2005 Ford F250 in its natural habitat. Cheap! You push. (Sold)
Like fords? Then you already know how to push and you will love this! Plain white wrapper F250 work truck. Body is decent other then the one bed corner, interior…
Read MoreNeed an excuse for being mad? Buy this bad Vibe. (Sold)
Need an excuse for being mad? Buy this bad Vibe. It comes with every excuse needed to justify grumpiness. It’s hard to tell if it’s a small car, a station…
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